URGENT HELP!

Guys im in major trouble and I really need help. I got my pictures printed finally from the Staples on Victoria Park because no other outlet would print them giving me error excuses. However there are 23 pictures still pending printing and all outlets have refused to print them because they are "graphically offensive and too explicit". David I need you to help me out with this because you're good with photos rite? If any1 has any suggestions or access to a laser printer maybe I can get the cardstock paper and print them out there. I tried the school laser printer but the resolution is really bad. HELP NEEDED!!!!